disappeared. And you're ok with that.
You refer to the popular seach engine as "The Google".
You leave detailed voicemail messages longer than one minute.
You pay good money to have a disposable hard copy of the news, one day late.
You can't fathom working for any other company than your 20-year employer.
You are forwarding every email that says, "Forward to 10 contacts and
you will be sent a pink tutu.".
Now forward my list to all your over-50 friends ;)
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