Here are the things that happened today to make my day less awful:
The bathroom smelled like grape soda.
There were leftover chips and Sprite left in the break room from a lunchtime meeting.
I stopped at McDonald's this morning and got an egg McMuffin and only felt guilty for the first hour after eating it - I was too busy after that to even remember I had stopped there.
UPDATE: Hm. I just re-read my post and realized it was all about food. Go figure. *sigh*