Haha, screw you winter

Here are the things I have NOT done this winter.

1. Worn a coat. (I have worn a fleece.) But not a coat.
2. Shoveled snow.
3. Said "Boy, the roads are bad."
4. Gotten depressed from lack of sunshine.
5. Had skin crackle from dryness.

Here are the things I HAVE done this winter.
1. Hiked.
2. Geocached.
3. Watered pansies.
4. Sprayed for weeds in the lawn.
5. Grilled steaks on the deck.

Georgia 1, South Dakota 0.