Funny joke for the day:
“The only difference between a rummage sale and garbage pickup is how close you have the items to the road.”
…did you know that’s how we got rid of our orange loveseat? Several neighbors were having garage sales on a Saturday morning, and so we hauled it out to the end of the driveway (exactly where our garbage goes on garbage day) with a “FREE” sign.
It disappeared by the end of the morning!!! A little redneck, YES, but hey - it worked!